Re: Balkonszenendebatte

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Geschrieben von Jürgen am 14. Mai 2002 15:04:11:

Als Antwort auf: Re: Balkonszenendebatte geschrieben von Robert Detobel am 14. Mai 2002 14:53:02:

>Hallo Jürgen,
>um Deinen Pessimusmus etwas rosa zu färben. Einmal: Pisa (hut?) gibt es auch in den USA, siehe unten einige Stellen, die ein amerikanischer Bekannter mir schickte. Man kann noch eines feststellen: es liegt dies unten und einige Fragen hier im Forum vielleicht auch daran, dass sie sich alle auf die Karriere eines Comedy-show-Meisters vorbereiten:
>"Now that we are finished dissing disertations (praise be to Allah!), I
>thought it might be fun to examine exerpts from an anonymous class of sixth
>graders, whose answers below appeared on a history test:
>- "The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was
>born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much
>money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies,
>comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet
>are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by
>- "Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote
>Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton who wrote Paradise Lost.
>Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained."
>- "It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented
>removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the
>circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he
>invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumsized the
>world with a 100-foot clipper."
>- "Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen'. When she exposed herself before
>her troops they all shouted 'hurrah!'"

Ja, danke ganz herzlich, lieber Robert, lass uns lachen, ist eh das einzige, was uns bleibt außer weinen!



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